Why Don’t I Have A Buddy?!

‘Buddy’ – The Daily Prompt word. This should be easy, right?  Ten minutes, post and dust off hands! Because my first thought was of course I have a Buddy!  Like Laurel had Hardy, or Thelma had Louise, or Mel Gibson had Danny Glover.  But as I mentally scrolled through the people closest to me I realized that I don’t have a Buddy! Not like Nick Nolte had Eddie Murphy, or Will Smith had Martin Lawrence! Everyone deserves a Buddy, even me!

I have The Viking but he’s less of a Butch to my Sundance and more of a Pepe le Pew to my Penelope la Cat. Plus, he tends to be the voice of reason in this relationship, not a partner in crime.

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There’s Mim, but she’s less of Sandra Bullock to my Melissa McCarthy and more of a Grace to my Frankie…..only much younger and way less patient.

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Junior could be a buddy but he’s less of a John Connor to my Sarah Connor and slightly more Throw Momma From the Train-ish.

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My best friend in the whole world is definitely my buddy when we see each other but that’s not nearly often enough. You know who would make a great Buddy for me?  George Clooney!  That guy looks like a barrel of fun and he has enough money to bankroll any mad schemes we come up with.  I would have to run it past The Viking, of course, but George has definite possibilities.

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No! Wait!  Christopher Walken!!  Just wandering around with that guy would be fun; that voice of his is hysterical!  Also, my hair would always look good in comparison, right?  Did you know that he can dance?  Instant amusement for me at no cost whatsoever!  I could wear Hawaiian shirts; who wouldn’t love that?  I can’t think of any reason why Chris wouldn’t make a perfect buddy for me – I’m sure he’ll let me call him Chris.  Or Christo…..yes, Christo is better.

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I’m pretty sure The Viking would be more approving of Christo than George. George looks like he spends a lot of time in the bathroom – plucking, moisturizing, primping, trimming, etc., but Christo looks more like the ‘fall out of bed and go’ kind of guy.  Low maintenance.  George has also been spending a lot of time with Danny DeVito who threw his Momma from the train and I wouldn’t want to give Junior any tips.

I feel better now.  I’m no longer Buddy-less.  I’ll just make a quick call and I’m positive Christo won’t let me down.  Damn you!/Thank you! Daily Prompt.

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13 thoughts on “Why Don’t I Have A Buddy?!”

    1. Thanks Shelley! I really like this Buddy thing. I think it’s going to work out great! :o)

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