My Father is a Ruralite. He’s spent his entire life in rural areas and he’s picked up some colorful ‘isms’ over the years that pepper his conversations. These ‘isms’ are charming and humorous but how did they ever become part of rural vernacular? Didn’t anyone question the guy who said it for the first time? A group of dudes standing around and one of them says “Wow! That works Slicker than Goose Shit in a Tin Horn” and no one looks at the guy and says “How would you know how slick shit becomes in a tin horn, Frank?” And you know it was a guy who said it first because a woman would have said something along the lines of “Wow! That was easier than sticking your finger in bacon fat!” and every woman around her would nod in agreement because they all know exactly how easy it is to stick your finger in bacon fat.