My second attempt at finding an Adorable Life-Mate was a huge success. I have to give all the credit to him though, because I certainly tried his patience. It’s not easy trying to find a new mate when your boobs are drooping, the threat of a double chin has become a reality and you need Sherpas to carry all the baggage you lugged out of your marriage. He persisted though and I finally accepted that there wasn’t a porn addict or a rapist in the closet and he wasn’t after what little money I had (I evidentally watched too many Investigation Discovery programs like Homicide Hunter or Who the #$%* did I Marry?).
Tag: Comedy
Comedy
My First Stalking Victim
There is a woman who lives in my neighbourhood and I really want to stalk her but not in a bad way. I live in the city so I see a lot of people every day and I almost never want to stalk them. I noticed her last summer so I think she probably just moved into the neighbourhood. She had a pretty blue dress on that ended right at her knees. She has medium-length black hair, a very large butt, a prominent nose and isn’t particularly beautiful but I was captivated!