There is a new addition to the family. She doesn’t have a name yet, but she certainly has a voice. A very loud and piercing voice that drills into our ears and eats our brains.
I’ll let her express her joy at joining the family:
Help!! Assholes have abducted me! One minute I’m in the house I was born in, then I’m wrapped in a blanket that I’m sure was laced with Kitty Cocaine, and now I’m in HELL!
WHERE IS MY BROTHER?! WHERE IS MY MOTHER?! What have you done with them, Hell Spawn? I don’t care that those treats are delicious, I want to go home. Now!