Welcome to Rochelle Wisoff-Fields’ Friday Fictioneers. Challenge: write a 100 word story about the above picture – courtesy of my friend Dale Rogerson. To read more short stories by awesome writers click the blue button below.
Without further ado, this is my contribution:
“Come on, Cheryl! I’ve always wanted to do this! You said you would!”
“That was before I realized the moon would turn my freakishly white body into a lighthouse beacon! It’s the middle of winter at home, Steve!”
“We’re on vacation. No one knows us. We’re just two more people having sex on the beach. They’ll never remember us.”
“And if we’re arrested? That’s nice to have on our record.”
“Ok. Leave your bikini on and if we’re caught we’ll say we were just wrestling.”
“Sure. Two lighthouses wrestling on the beach. I’m sure the cops will buy it.”
Word count: 99
Excellent!
hahaha. Loved your story .
Thanks Moon. Lovely of you to stop by. :o)
I’m sure the local police have seen it all before, including two lighthouses wrestling on the beach. Funny story.
Nothing glows brighter than winter skin in the moonlight. Police won’t have trouble finding them. :o) Thanks for stopping by Trent.
Ha! A very good laugh. Well done. (I know all about that WHITE skin.)
I lived in the Arctic for 6 years. By the time February rolled around I was Vampire-ishly white. :o) Thanks for stopping by.
Two “lighthouses” — how funny! And I can say that because I’m as pale as a lighthouse myself. 🙂
Haha! You’re in good company. There are many of us. :o) Thank you for stopping by.
Lighthouses, too funny!
Let’s hope they don’t accidentally send any ships off course 🙂 Fun story!
Good GAWD!! I never even thought of that!
Omigosh! Seriously!
I’ve always thought that all that sand would be extremely uncomfortable. .. .
Me too! :o) And I have it on good authority that it IS but that doesn’t stop some people from go for it. :o) Thanks for stopping by Linda.
Well… I can tell you that sand in certain areas is so not worth it… 😉 I was young and so not wise…
And… can’t they find a part of the beach with some tall grasses? Like they have in Maine.. now THAT’S the perfect place – not that I tried there. Yet. Ha ha!
Lighthouses… you kill me, Lori… (and, not to be picky… but it is RogersON – I know it was just a typo)
Oops! Fixing it now! Also……tall grass? I’d be afraid someone would see all that grass swishing and swaying and assume it was a very big animal that needed to be darted and carried back to the wild. The moon IS quite bright after all. And I have to admit to a little enthusiasm….well, never mind. :o)
Ah, love the visual of the wrestling lighthouses! As someone with winter-white skin all year long, I can relate 🙂
A very funny take on the prompt. Sex on the beach is a very romantic notion, but I’m sure the reality is less than comfortable!
Nothing like gritty crevices. :o) Thanks for stopping by, Clare.
Dear Mrs. C,
The visuals this sends to my head…OMG! Well done.
Shalom,
Rochelle
Thanks Rochelle. :o) I’m glad you liked it.
Do watch out for the local natives; frigate birds have a nasty beak ? Ps great take on the prompt
Yikes! Not only will her paste-y legs lure ships to their doom but Frigate Birds may peck at you, too? Sex on the beach is more risky than I thought! :o) Thanks for stopping by Mike.
I never thought about the moon shining on white skin. It would be like neon. Good writing, Lori. 🙂 — Suzanne
Thanks Suzanne. I’ve had neon legs many times! :o)
Fear of getting caught just adds to the excitement…at least I hope so.
Maybe it will even make up for sand in all the wrong places. :o) Thanks for stopping by James.
Don’t be too surprised if one of the officers doesn’t get on his radio and starts calling the play-by-play. “Looks like PaleMan has his opponent in a camel clutch right now, but she’s squirming to get free. She made it! Now Moonbeamer comes back with her patented Chickenwing over-the-shoulder cross-face move. PaleMan is quivering! I think it’s about over . . . . It is!!!”
LOL!!!! Moonbeamer & PaleMan! A fella might have a good gig. :o) You’re a hoot, Russell.
Sand came to mind over and over. I had to chuckle because of that thought.
Fun write …
Isadora ?
Thanks Isadora! :o) So happy you stopped by.