Wow! It’s been a while. Running a business, running a household and offsprings and just plain running takes up a lot of time. If I were better at budgeting my time I probably wouldn’t have to run so much but then I wouldn’t be me if everything was orderly and under control.
So, without further ado – because I’m still not caught up – here’s my poor offering to the group.
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“Pick one, Son.”
“I like the blue one, Papa.”
Chuckling. “I like the way you think, but it’s too big for you. Last thing you want is to be is intimidated.”
Disappointed. “The green one?”
“There you go! That’s the perfect size. So, you walk up beside it and stop when you are almost past it. Then lift your leg and let her rip. Like this.”
Water splashing against the orange column.
“Now you try. Oh, too far. Back up. That’s perfect! Fire away!”
Tinkling.
“The green one is the perfect size, right?”
Proudly. “Yes, Papa. My first man-dog pee!”
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As always, the wonderful Rochelle Wisoff-Fields hosts Friday Fictioneers. The photo prompt for this week has been provided by Sarah Ann Hall.
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Ha… tinkling, a bit like potty training for dogs.
Yes! That’s exactly what I was thinking. :o)
Ha! You and I both went the potty humor route this week. At least yours is non-human. 🙂
I haven’t read your yet but it’s pretty funny. Great minds think alike, I guess. And we’ll just ignore “dull minds seldom differ”. :o) Thanks for stopping by Russell
I dunno, Lori… seem to have a pissy theme going on lately… cows on cars, puppies on pots… what’s next? LOL
Funny one!
Hmmmm…..now that you mention it…….my mood has been a little pissy lately as well. Maybe it’s time to stop and smell the roses. :o) XOXO
I’m laughing. No other words.
That makes me happy. :o) Thanks for stopping by Linda.
Well, that’s different!
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I like your wording. :o) Thanks for stopping by Keith.
Dear Lori,
Five paws up. Woof! Cute.
Shalom,
Rochelle
Thanks for stopping by Rochelle. I always appreciate your visits. :o)
A hair raising story, that collared me for sure. Liked your intro.
Thanks Kelvin – very clever. I’m glad you stopped by. :o)
Loved this because it gave me a chuckle on a damp Monday afternoon. 🙂
Susan A Eames at
Travel, Fiction and Photos
I’m glad you enjoyed it, Susan, and thanks for stopping by. :o)