Hope

Things I Hope For:

• I hope the guy who lives on the corner suffers from a mass infestation of fleas in his crotch area. Why? Because he’s an ass and when the city gave us a permit to operate our small engine repair business he started driving past our garage twice daily looking for any excuse to call the By-Law Office. Actually, cancel the fleas. May he suffer from chronic plugged sinuses and Psoriasis.
• I hope the lovely old Lady who lives beside the above mentioned ass lives another 10 years. Because she’s sweet and kind and everyone that is sweet and kind should live longer than people like the guy mentioned above.

• I hope my new kitten (Izzie) sleeps for the entire afternoon so I can sleep for the entire afternoon. She’s wearing us out. The Viking actually said to me, with a straight face, “You just had to get a kitten, didn’t you?” I called him a name and he laughed. Actually, she’s a very good little girl but has so much energy it’s hard for two old(er) people to keep up.
• I hope something happens so I don’t have to make supper. Because I’m tired. And because I hate cooking.
• I hope we win the lottery tonight. Because….who doesn’t want to win the lottery? I promise we’ll be generous to charities and do good work for the needy…..right after we get home from an extended European Vacation.
• I hope the neighbour’s car alarm will stop soon.
• I hope the person who leaves their dog’s shit on our lawn trips and falls in it….on their face…..with their mouth open….and their tongue out…..breathing in.
• I hope this damned Low Carb Diet starts to produce some results! Seriously!
• I hope I can think of more things to hope for because this is going to be a short post if I don’t.
• I hope my legs will miraculously stop growing hair. I really hate shaving my legs. Bending over like that is painful because of my damned back!
• I hope my awesomely cool magnifying glass will heal itself.
• I hope my left ear pops soon because I’m tired of yawning.
• I hope Izzie learns to play by herself soon. It’s difficult to type with a kitten on your keyboard. Yes, it’s adorable……just not helpful in blogging.
• I hope the fungus in my right big toe dies a horrible and painful death.
• I hope I don’t get a bruise from ramming my ass into the corner of the desk as I bent over to take a pen away from you know who.
• I hope I can figure out why I don’t have a ‘reblog’ button. I finally found how to have a ‘like’ button but not the ‘reblog’. Sigh.
• I hope Twitter burns in hell. Who can think of interesting single sentences every twenty minutes? It’s evil.

Okay. I’m spent. I try not to be too greedy. The Gods don’t like it.

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