Sometimes the ugly comes out in The Viking and it’s not pleasant AT ALL! It’s so ugly I want to bury his battle axe in his back. And to make matters worse, his weapon is the fucking cat! I think he crouches out in the kitchen giggling to himself as Izzie goes to work.
It starts with a single claw picking at my pillow. That bloody sound tears through the interesting half sleep dream I’m having. Pick. Pick. Pick. Pick!
“Stop IT!” I growl and blindly swing my arm around. Was that a Hee-Hee from the kitchen?
In quick succession: pick pick pick. “STOP IT!” I swing an arm again.