I’m kind of cranky today. I hate days like that. I’m usually perfectly content and happy and roll with the occasional punches. Not today though. I’m tired because I had a shitty sleep last night and my shoulders and neck are sore, that space between my eyebrows has a headache and I have a slight stomach ache. I should probably be wearing warning labels. If I did they would say:
- KEEP BACK 30 METERS…..or further. Yes, further is better.
- DANGER OF BALLISTIC MISSILES….some may actually explode on impact.
- DO NOT ENGAGE THIS PERSON….unless you have doughnuts….or chocolate cake.
- BEWARE OF HIDDEN WEAPONS….actually just beware of any weapon, hidden or otherwise.
- SUSPEND ALL REQUESTS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE….seriously, don’t ask me for a damned thing.