My survival is in question. Honestly. And I have engineered my own demise which makes it all the more tragic. I knew it would be difficult, knew that there would be issues but Geez! I had truly forgotten what a pain in the ass a fucking kitten could be! She’s a nightmare! And I freely and willingly went along with the acquisition of the feline in question. Wouldn’t Freud have something to say about this? Isn’t this sort of like volunteering for the Spanish Inquisition?
She’s a good girl really, but she’s so busy! I just get her out of trouble in one spot as she’s galloping to the next spot. Pet Smart and Petland have both vomited all over the house; there are so many damned toys it’s like a mine field. Bells, rattles, catnip, fishing poles, treat puzzle, ball puzzle and a Kitty Whack-A-Mole…..how many toys does it take to entertain one kitten? In desperation I am throwing anything and everything on the floor (toothpaste box, pen, an extra-large paperclip, shopping bag, toilet paper roll, an empty medication bottle, shoe laces, etc.) hoping that something will hold her attention for more than 16 fucking seconds.
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